What's wrong with my hair? I've had this cut for ages, and it's perfectly fashionable. And I assure you I don't need a makeover! I'll go to the roof tonight and give you a piece of my mind!
Why the fuck was someone texting her on a Saturday morning? Illyana never got up before noon on Saturday mornings.
She managed to register that it was Ulysses, so, at least he would get a reply. Even if she wasn't actually awake enough yet to absorb the actual message he'd sent.
Sometime in the afternoon of the 14th of August Fandom time, an email would be sent.
Hello! Thought I'd show you how it's looking now. Lovely, isn't it? It's named itself and all. Also here's my beau, Detective Watts, and our Raphael. We'll all be living in it together. Exciting, yeah? - Steven.
Attached was a picture of Steven in front of the new facade complete with the Midnight Manor sign showing, a picture of Watts smiling from a different day, and a picture of a grey cat wearing a plaid bow tie from the night before.
Email is for large documents, old people like Strange, and chain email scams, Steven-with-a-V. Next time, just text me like a normal person.
You are disgustingly adorable. It is probably good for the House.
And because the unwritten law of the internet had been invoked with a Cute Animal Tax, Yana attached an older picture of Thori belching flame to toast marshmallows on a stick.
Which Uly himself avoided by cleverly (almost) exclusively hooking up with people on the mainland. Which was clearly intentional and not because he didn't run into many interested people on the island, how dare you.
but also exes are exes and you didn't break them up
Kamala was a little puzzled by Raiden's message but shrugged and replied via text.
Look, it's fine if you're not into women. No judgement. I can be friends with someone who is only into guys. It's a little funny that you're sharing this with me though.
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Alexis was having a crisis with the phones today.
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Wacky Phone Day!
"What the actual hell is wrong with you? Unlike Allison and Luther, I'm not into my siblings like that."
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Phone Day!
Drunk makeovers? Fork yeah! Let's do this shirt! Meet me at the roof of the dorm and I'll bring the schnapps!
Re: Phone Day!
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What's wrong with my hair? I've had this cut for ages, and it's perfectly fashionable. And I assure you I don't need a makeover! I'll go to the roof tonight and give you a piece of my mind!
Phone Day!
Re: Phone Day!
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I do NOT need to chill out. I am perfectly chill. Perhaps YOU need to calm yourself. And I don't have a sister!
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So here was text.
txt me back AS SOON AS u see this, need to know u r ok
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She managed to register that it was Ulysses, so, at least he would get a reply. Even if she wasn't actually awake enough yet to absorb the actual message he'd sent.
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Hello! Thought I'd show you how it's looking now. Lovely, isn't it? It's named itself and all. Also here's my beau, Detective Watts, and our Raphael. We'll all be living in it together. Exciting, yeah? - Steven.
Attached was a picture of Steven in front of the new facade complete with the Midnight Manor sign showing, a picture of Watts smiling from a different day, and a picture of a grey cat wearing a plaid bow tie from the night before.
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Email is for large documents, old people like Strange, and chain email scams, Steven-with-a-V. Next time, just text me like a normal person.
You are disgustingly adorable. It is probably good for the House.
And because the unwritten law of the internet had been invoked with a Cute Animal Tax, Yana attached an older picture of Thori belching flame to toast marshmallows on a stick.
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u old
Followed by a birthday cake emoji, just to make it clear.
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Followed by devil faces, in case it wasn't clear.
wanna go out tonight? breaking into vodka with marc now, need to go make more bad decisions later
Followed by a new text a second later.
fyi i might have hooked up with sabine last week
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that "might have" better be just u being coy
What? He was being supportive of her! Fresh hook-ups included.
also y e s to going out
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Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies she was absolutely going to tell. Just not over text.
like, no regrets. except trying to figure out how not to look at lana in class tomorrow since sabine is her ex.
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Which Uly himself avoided by cleverly (almost) exclusively hooking up with people on the mainland. Which was clearly intentional and not because he didn't run into many interested people on the island, how dare you.
but also exes are exes and you didn't break them up
He was assuming.
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Thank fuck.
like, still no regrets, but i keep worrying i broke bestie code. so i need to make a different bad decision to get my mind off it.
...and also because my ex just sent me a card and i stg she KNOWS what i did.
Worst birthday present EVER.
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oh yeah you deserve drinking tonight
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Can you hear anger over text? Because yeah.
happy birthday to me. can we go somewhere with dancing?
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anywhere you want
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Dean stole extra and left one of them outside Illyana's door with a note: "Hey, even the Queen of Limbo can appreciate flowers, right? -Dean"
Wacky Phone Day!
I'm pretty sure that being just friends is fine though? I like friends and I'm not looking for more than that, thanks?
Whacky Phone Day!
Look, it's fine if you're not into women. No judgement. I can be friends with someone who is only into guys. It's a little funny that you're sharing this with me though.